You've been very wonderful to me. Two years had thrills and chills. But for now, I just had to deactivate you. Bothersome, distracting and waste of time--that's what you are.
Don't worry, this is temporary. I'll come back when I'm ready to face the truth.
My priorities are lining up and you are not one of them. I hope you understand that this for my own good. To lure me with your enticing updates is nothing but loss of my precious time.
Besides, you're getting way too crowded for me. When I come back, I'll trim you up in the tip top shape that you were.
A big fat hug from