a little something something to tickle your MCR funny bone: o__0
Gerard Way invented Daylight’s saving time so night would be longer.
Gerard Way has played Dungeons and Dragons. Now there are no more Dragons.
Gerard Way invented Starbucks so he would have coffee every time he crossed a street.
When bad people die, they go to Hell. When good people die, they go to Gerard Way.
Gerard Way’s last name inspired the adverb.
Gerard Way is the bastard love child of Billy Corgan and Liza Minelli.
It is always dark when Gerard Way goes outside. Not because he does not like the sun, but because the sun is afraid of competing.
The first syllable of Jesus's name is a cleverly disguised tribute to Gerard Way’s nickname.
‘Gerard’ means “brave with a spear.” Before Gerard Way lost his virginity, it just meant “brave.”
Gerard Way went back in time and invented the Red Cross so there would be a company that gave out free blood.
Gerard Way does not try to look like he is dead. The dead try to look like Gerard Way.
When Frank Iero kicked Gerard Way in the nuts, he lost a testicle. Now he only has three left.
Gerard Way has literally saved lives. He brought 15 dead orphans back to life by mugging the Grim Reaper.
The reason Gerard Way cannot grow a mustache or beard is not because of testosterone depletion. It’s because his skin is 70% bleach.
Gerard Way has played Dungeons and Dragons. Now there are no more Dragons.
Gerard Way invented Starbucks so he would have coffee every time he crossed a street.
When bad people die, they go to Hell. When good people die, they go to Gerard Way.
Gerard Way’s last name inspired the adverb.
Gerard Way is the bastard love child of Billy Corgan and Liza Minelli.
It is always dark when Gerard Way goes outside. Not because he does not like the sun, but because the sun is afraid of competing.
The first syllable of Jesus's name is a cleverly disguised tribute to Gerard Way’s nickname.
‘Gerard’ means “brave with a spear.” Before Gerard Way lost his virginity, it just meant “brave.”
Gerard Way went back in time and invented the Red Cross so there would be a company that gave out free blood.
Gerard Way does not try to look like he is dead. The dead try to look like Gerard Way.
When Frank Iero kicked Gerard Way in the nuts, he lost a testicle. Now he only has three left.
Gerard Way has literally saved lives. He brought 15 dead orphans back to life by mugging the Grim Reaper.
The reason Gerard Way cannot grow a mustache or beard is not because of testosterone depletion. It’s because his skin is 70% bleach.
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the "F" off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies, he potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak Braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the "F" down.
Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of "suwiside" (TNT doesn't like the real word) known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
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my favorite would be the Frank and the virgin islands..XD
what's yours?
xoxo
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